There is a madman in VA with 47 Honda Beats. I hear him calling to me. Calling. Calling.

Apparently they opened last year (2016) and there is this freaking big warehouse filled with the kinds of cars I would enjoy having access to for daily driving etc.

Bottom line, they have several Honda Beats for under five thousand in Virginia, meaning I could theoretically go there this weekend and purchase one.

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This one,

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Yellow. It’s cute and I do not trust New Jersey drivers to notice me in time otherwise and even then I would still be concerned.

http://www.duncanimports.com/wholesale-used-inventory/index.htm?search=beat&sortBy=internetPrice+asc&

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I googled Honda Beat Buyer’s Guide and youtube searched Honda Beat Buy Guide and could find nothing but what looked like encouragement.

This video is kind of inspiring, one of the drivers is a big overweight guy with facial hair. I CAN RELATE.

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