Ebay Challenge Placebo, Two For Tea For Twelve

Two seats. Twelve grand. That’s seating for two, budget $12k. If the vehicle is some kind of pickup truck with a bench that would seat three, then, I suppose I could make an allowance for that, but I won’t enjoy doing so. So there.

A car with seating for two signifies something special. It could signify that you’re a selfish asshole who can’t give rides to more than one person, especially if they arrive with a passenger in the first place. It could mean that children might not be part of every day life. Or it could mean that a tertiary car is allowable for a certain person’s resource set.

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It could also mark you as a lover of the Earth, as a person who will not take more than is needed. Sure. I would take a ‘Vette with a big-block wedged in to facilitate a smaller footprint, of course. How daintily I tiptoe through the lovely fresh greens decorating the ground.

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